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Megan Did 9/11 Heavyweight Tee

Megan Did 9/11 Heavyweight Tee

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This purchase will not resolve the underlying issue.

History has questions. Josh has one suspect.

A two-panel fever dream for people with a broken sense of humor and no interest in tasteful conversation. It's stupid, dark, deadpan, and printed on a genuinely good heavyweight shirt so the joke doesn't feel like cheap bullshit.

The garment-dyed cotton gives it a worn-in look, while the relaxed fit keeps it boxy, comfortable, and easy to wear.

A bad joke on a good shirt:

100% ring-spun cotton
Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric
Relaxed unisex fit
Garment-dyed for a faded, lived-in finish
Reinforced neck and shoulders
Double-needle stitched hems
Blank garment sourced from Honduras

Size Guide (inches)

Size Width Length Sleeve Center Back
S 18.25 26.625 16.25
M 20.25 28 17.75
L 22 29.375 19
XL 24 30.75 20.5
2XL 26 31.625 21.75
3XL 27.75 32.5 23.25
4XL 29.75 33.5 24.625

All measurements in inches. Fits boxy and relaxed. If you prefer a slimmer look, size down.

MATERIALS & CONSTRUCTION

100% ring-spun cotton. Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric. Garment-dyed finish. Reinforced collar, neck, and shoulders. Double-needle stitched sleeves and hems.

FIT

Relaxed unisex fit with an easy, slightly oversized shape. Available sizes are shown above.

SHIPPING & RETURNS

We want you to be happy with your order. If something arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or different from what you ordered, contact us within 30 days of delivery and we’ll make it right.

Please email us at grimygarb@gmail.com with:

  • Your order number
  • A brief description of the problem
  • Clear photos showing the item and the issue

Once we review the claim, we’ll arrange a replacement or refund when appropriate. You generally won’t need to return a damaged or defective item.

Sizing and Change-of-Mind Returns

Every Grimy Garb item is made specifically for you after your order is placed. Because of this, we’re unable to offer standard returns or exchanges when the wrong size or color is selected, or when you simply change your mind.

Please review the product description and size chart carefully before ordering. If you accidentally order the wrong size, reach out anyway. Although we can’t guarantee a free replacement, we’ll do our best to offer a reasonable solution.

Incorrect or Incomplete Orders

If you receive the wrong item or something is missing from your order, contact us within 30 days of delivery. Include your order number and a photo of everything you received so we can resolve it quickly.

Lost Packages

If your tracking information hasn’t updated or your package appears to be lost, contact us within 30 days of the estimated delivery date. We’ll review the shipment and work with our fulfillment partner to determine the appropriate next step.

Incorrect Shipping Addresses

Please verify your shipping address before completing checkout. If you notice an error, contact us as soon as possible. We cannot guarantee that an address can be changed after an order enters production.

Orders returned because of an incorrect or incomplete address may require an additional shipping charge before they can be resent.

Refund Processing

Approved refunds are returned to the original payment method. Processing times vary by bank or payment provider and may take several business days after the refund is issued.

Questions? Contact us at grimygarb@gmail.com and include your order number whenever possible.

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